{"id":117,"date":"2009-09-02T20:53:49","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T04:53:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wistfulvistas.com\/reviews\/travel-review\/thailand-garden-slowly-getting-weird\/"},"modified":"2009-09-02T20:56:48","modified_gmt":"2009-09-03T04:56:48","slug":"thailand-garden-slowly-getting-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wistfulvistas.com\/reviews\/travel-review\/thailand-garden-slowly-getting-weird\/","title":{"rendered":"Thailand Garden Slowly Getting Weird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weather is now completely nuts. We made it through August with about  30 inches less rain than normal. They have put out the irrigation pumps  along the canals and rivers which are usually used for trying to raise  bumper crops in the middle of summer around March and April. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/abacus-es.net\/share\/thaitravel\/rotate.php\" alt=\"Thailand\" align=\"right\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I just sprayed inside the house with 10% sodium hypochlorite as Yunee is  allergic to the various molds that grow around here. Outside I very  selectively sprayed Round-Up&lt;TM&gt; in my ongoing efforts to kill off the  mulberry tree roots. SAY! Maybe you could ask Johnny for me. How long  will the roots of the mulberry continue to sprout shoots after the  parent tree has died? How long can this thing go without photosynthesis?<br \/>\nBy the way, don&#8217;t get glyphosate anywhere near poinsettias. I simply  sprayed near it very carefully and it slowly curled up and died over a 1  month period.<\/p>\n<p>Our garden is slowly &#8230; getting weird. I guess this is good. Our  general plan is to fill the entire place chock full of tropical foliage,  ignoring the fact that as Tarzan hacked his way through the undergrowth,  said undergrowth is the ideal habitat for billions of mosquitoes and  leeches. I heard a chain saw across the river the other day and went  over to check it out. A couple of guys were sort of stealing the  decorative trees planted in a now defunct housing project. They were a  bit nervous, thinking I might call the village headman. Instead I  chatted it up then talked them into digging me up four lovely baby trees  and planting them in our yard. They have thick glossy dark leaves like a  magnolia but are about a foot long. The guys wanted 200 baht for the job  but they discovered that the trees root balls were massive and even as  babies they weighed a ton. So I paid them 500.<\/p>\n<p>Baby is presently getting the engine kill cable replaced. It broke and  forced me to open the engine and move the level manually, or try killing  it by putting my hand over the air intake and risk getting sucked in.<\/p>\n<p>Yunee is very weird. She casually picks up a gigantic wolf or huntsman  spider but goes berserk upon seeing a caterpillar or leech.<br \/>\nOut in the jeep we were showing a couple of tourists from America the  local sights of Chiang Mai. As I drove down a highway Yunee mentioned it  being a large one. She has a penchant for non-sequitur speech and  leaving out details. As I asked, one of the ladies in the back did the  typical to wit, &#8220;EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!&#8221; while the other gave an &#8220;EEEP&#8221;  noise. Coming in from on the roof was a pretty hefty sparrassid  (Huntsman spider). I was a tad busy trying to survive heavy traffic and  over the inanity I asked if it had only six legs. We had a maimed  visitor in our car port the past few nights and I was curious.<\/p>\n<p>Yunee confirmed it was the extremity challenged one in question and  began giving me a commentary as to it&#8217;s perambulations around the jeep  with an ongoing background noise from the arachnophobes in back. It  wandered about aimlessly for a bit before stopping on the front roll  cage bar and appeared to be staring out the front window. I often wonder  what spider vision is like. What could this fellow be looking at? What  of the passing scenery was being handed to it&#8217;s brain?<\/p>\n<p>It began wandering again, this time over to my side of the jeep. It  wandered along some bracing to the main roll bar, came down the shoulder  belt and perched on the head rest. From the sounds they were making the  gals in back seemed to be giving serious thought to jumping out of a car  going nearly 50 miles an hour rather than remain in the company of this  terribly deadly vip&#8230; err, spider.<\/p>\n<p>It then moved on down to perch on my right shoulder. The freak out from  behind was predictable while Yunee started cracking up laughing. She  informed the ladies that it won&#8217;t poop much. I caught on and got to  laughing as well. Only two days earlier I had hosted a friends cockatoo  on that shoulder and was loaded up with enough manure to start a sizable  vegetable patch.<\/p>\n<p>Not liking all my arm moving the pidey headed back up to the roll cage.  It wandered about for a few more minutes just to make sure it had  extracted the full freak out from the rear then went out and down the  side of the jeep. Yunee was a bit freaked about that. It was in danger  of getting blown off yet she knew if she tried to cajole it back into  the jeep it would probably jump off. It eventually crawled under the  jeep and vanished. At our next stop our guests seriously considered  doing the same. Vanishing that is.<\/p>\n<p>From: <a href=\"http:\/\/thailandescape.info\/\">Thailand Escape<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weather is now completely nuts. We made it through August with about 30 inches less rain than normal. They have put out the irrigation pumps along the canals and rivers which are usually used for trying to raise bumper crops in the middle of summer around March and April. 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